Because My Opinion Trumps Yours

stealinyoman: marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:08:27 -0400

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you

moovian: hahahaha-idk: doctorcaslock: fleurishes: kindagamey:...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:07:50 -0400

moovian:

hahahaha-idk:

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

This is one of the creepiest gifs i have seen, cause it looks like shes blinking…..

Timelord Alert !!!!!!

physicalvocalist: fallen-angel-in-the-tardis: lembas-and-cram: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: re...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:07:03 -0400

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

ambedo n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:06:37 -0400

ambedo n. a kind of melancholic trance in which you become completely absorbed in vivid sensory details—raindrops skittering down a window, tall trees leaning in the wind, clouds of cream swirling in your coffee—which leads to a dawning awareness of the haunting fragility of life

high-blogging: lameborghini: will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:55 -0400

high-blogging:

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

illegal crimes

sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:48 -0400

sunshineface0014:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem

You can’t even see your problem

likeslothstoflames: hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:04:41 -0400

likeslothstoflames:

hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:03:56 -0400

a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:

shego: true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:03:37 -0400

shego:

true friendship is skyping but not talking to each other the entire time

a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in: geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: ...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:03:06 -0400

a-smile-that-i-dont-believe-in:

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

harder

better

faster

stronger

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

i showed this to my boyfriend and he started to cry

the-fandoms-are-cool: all-misty-eyed: The TARDIS as seen on...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:02:39 -0400

the-fandoms-are-cool:

all-misty-eyed:

The TARDIS as seen on the first episode of Doctor Who, 1963.

New rule…first ever fucking TARDIS Always fucking reblog

ALWAYS reblog the moment of the Broken Chameleon Circuit

stillslydgn: you got something on your butt my eyes

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:02:17 -0400

stillslydgn:

you got something on your butt

my eyes

burnout-velvet: A stunning moment.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:02:10 -0400

burnout-velvet:

A stunning moment.

For the first 19 years of my life nothing happened, nothing at...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:02:01 -0400

For the first 19 years of my life nothing happened, nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor, a man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine, he showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.

spookapple: jackvessalius: look what we have here

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:00:51 -0400

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

aarontveeit: aarontveeit: So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and...

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:00:17 -0400

aarontveeit:

aarontveeit:

So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.

yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post

thiswarhasbeenwon: Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:59:17 -0400

thiswarhasbeenwon:

Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight.

You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history of pictures and internet.

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:58:59 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:58:27 -0400

dietchola: IT GETS ME EVERY TIME

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:58:14 -0400

dietchola:

IT GETS ME EVERY TIME