In very rare circumstances it is possible to see a full 360 degree rainbow from an airplane
target locked. firing lesbian ray
I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade
HIGH QUALITY VERSION OF ANACONDA
nice try mom
Types of Matter
punk: rebelling against authority
pop punk: rebelling against your parents because they won’t drive you to hot topic with your friends
why is a baby kangaroo called a joey? very obvious.
kangaroo -> pouch -> pocket -> jeans -> joey in friends wore jeans.
"So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and, like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so."
cher taught me that you don’t have to pretend boys are cute when they aren’t and i’ll always be indebted to her for that