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The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
I’m going to cry
that is absolutely horrifying.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING!
Why am I finding out about this now??
"Foolish creature of the flesh. I am ancient. I am forever. I have seen Empires rise and fall. I have seen entire species wither to cinders. I have seen the depths and the cold and the abyss that lay beyond. You are no more a nuisance to me than plankton. You are so insignificant, and I am so exquisitely eternal that I am the closest thing you will have to a God."
-What I imagine the jellyfish would say to a human
GET ME STARTED
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
That is horrifying.
If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.”
This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.
Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide.
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.
Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.
are those dementors
ATTENTION EVERYONE WHO WENT TO WARPED TOUR IN TORONTO ON FRIDAY JULY 4TH: THIS IS HANNAH BATTY, A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHO HAS NOT RETURNED HOME AND IS CURRENTLY MISSING. SHE WAS LAST SEEN AT AROUND 8PM AT THE ONTARIO PLACE GROUNDS.
"She is white, five-foot-five and 115 pounds with brown eyes and long hair that is dyed blue. She was last seen wearing a black tank top, blue denim cut-off shorts and black Vans sneakers.She also has stretchers in her earlobes, police said."
IF ANYONE AT ALL REMEMBERS SEEING OR MEETING HER OR HAS ANY RELEVANT AND USEFUL INFORMATION PLEASE CALL POLICE AT 416-808-2200 OR CRIME STOPPERS AT 416-222-TIPS (8477).
IF YOU WOULD LIKE THE FULL STORY PLEASE READ THIS ARTICLE ON CP 24 http://www.cp24.com/news/missing-teen-last-seen-at-ontario-place-police-1.1903666
GUYS I DON’T ASK A LOT BUT THIS GIRL IS MISSING PLEASE HELP US FIND HER.
3rd gif: hair flip, takes off glasses, wearin one glove. Bruh Mariah just slayed on looks alone before she even started talking. Katy Perry turned real irrelevant. “I don’t really know her”. You ain’t even on her radar Katy.
That’s probably why your moms mouth is so fresh
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access
to the toilet am i right ladies
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
Emmanuel Hudson distributing life
This ruined me.
MY CAT DOESN’T FEEL WELL SO MY DAD IS SINGING TO HIM
do people wear glasses during sex or is it just like you’re blind and everthing’s a surprise
i changed my okcupid profile to say “you should message me if you know any good jokes about giraffes” and someone responded “you, a baby, and a giraffe walked into a bar, and then you walked out with me! ;) ;)” and i’m so angry because that doesn’t even make sense, there is ZERO adherence to structural joke norms, why the fuck is the baby there? did we leave the baby at the bar? jesus christ, did we fucking leave the baby with the fucking giraffe, that is NOT RESPONSIBLE
Finally, some good advice from Cosmo