when you come up with a great post and it gets zero notes
when you come up with a crappy post and it gets tons of notes
when the cheerleaders of your new school rip off your arms
(via tumbloler)
what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?
Woah woah wait
you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”
that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time
Oh my god
(via pizza)
i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via pizza)
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
(via blueboxparchment)
i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
peacocks look like they speak french
(Source: llamasaremybestfriends, via fuckyeahloldemort)
Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full.
so the legends are true
(Source: verityveritas, via barack-o-llamas)
